Scientology Will Try To Recruit Russell Crowe In 3..2...

Today's edition of "Things You See When You're High On Drugs" is brought to you by Russell Crowe's UFO sighting. Russell Crowe and his friend set up a camera at his office in a suburb outside of Sydney called Woolloomooloo, because they wanted to get pictures of fruit bats flying out of the botanical gardens. When Russell and his friend looked at the pictures, they saw something that'll make  John Travolta and the other alien-loving queens at Scientology cream out their weight in panty puddin...